I throw it on the ground...

Yo, people! The title "I throw it on the ground" is brought to you by the SNL short about a rapping actor who throws things on the ground. Check it out!

http://www.hulu.com/watch/99944/saturday-night-live-digital-short-on-the-ground

It's too funny, I promise. Hey, have I ever lied to you? ... Ever? ... Well, let's not go into that.
I was sick yesterday, and stayed home from church. It's a sucky feeling.
I have been reading a great series about the "Night World" by L.J. Smith. It's totally awesome! It's clean, for a series about vampires and werewolves.
A little tip from me, something to make life a bit more entertaining...talk in a Minnesota accent as much as you can. In fact, my new voicemail is a Sarah Palin spoof, so call my phone and listen to it! It's fuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnyyyy.
And speaking of funny, again, check out my new picture on the right. That mouse has been in a lab for faaaaaaaarrrrrr too long.
Life is pretty good...can't complain much. Well, I want to, but not publically. Know what I mean? Ok, that's all for now.
Joke of the day:

Healthy Level of Insanity
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How To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. On all your cheque stubs, write 'For Marijuana'.
3. Skip down the street rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
4. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
5. Sing along at the Opera.
6. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'
7. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the car park, yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
8. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity
9. PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.