Sunday, February 14, 2010

Valentines Day

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Remember, clap if you think Valentines Day is an excuse to eat chocolate. Believe, somewhere, somehow, I will hear you!
We had some parties at school on Friday. Those little sweethearts (yes, I'm referring to 6th graders) gave me so much candy, I can feel myself expanding through osmosis. Women everywhere know what I mean.
Ben is starting work for the census in about a week. I won't see much of him, and I will actually have to start doing (*gasp*!) housework! Heaven forbid I actually do anything other than be lazy when I get home! Men, you know how I feel...
Oh, that was funny, and you know it.
The following clip is a thumbs up to all of you Monty Pithon and the Holy Grail/ Star Trek fans! It is appropriate for all ages.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=luVjkTEIoJc
Joke of the day: It is PG!

Marijuana in the kitchen!

A lady writes in to her local newspaper's advice column: Hi, I think that my son might have a marijuana plant growing in my kitchen. What should I do?
The next day, the answer was posted in the paper: Take some of the leaves, cut them up, mix them in with some tobacco, roll it into a cigarette and smoke it. If you're still worried afterwards, then it's a sunflower.

Not that I would know anything about that kind of stuff...I promise. Just ask my parole officer.
Check out my new pic to the right!