Saturday, April 4, 2009

Conference

Hello everyone! A number of weeks ago, I went to Idaho with my sister Kat to visit Jamie Black, my adopted brother, and his family. They are such wonderful people, I love them sooooooooooo much! Dad flew in as well, and I had a good time picking on him, oops, I mean talking to him. Really, he is a great sport, and I love to tease him when I can. I'm not the only one who likes to tease; Jamie is hilarious, and enjoys teasing his sisters when he can. In the morning, I asked if the shower was available, and he said no! He told me that I had to use a hose slung over a tree in the back yard instead. What a kidder!
Work has been going well. I have been having fun socializing with my peers at work. The teachers and staff at Eisenhower JrH are amazing! I have been enjoying nannying the boys as well. They have been very well behaved for me; I am so proud of them! I got them a treat last week, and they were so happy about it and appreciative! I can't wait to take them all kinds of places this summer!
Conference is this weekend; I have been listening religiously (pun intended) to it. I love hearing the advice and encouragement from the leaders for the church! It's so great that we are led by such steady and pure-hearted people!
I'd like to dedicate this section to a good friend of mine named Barbara. I visit her every Sunday, and she is a great friend to me. She is a strong-minded, faithful, kind person, and I love her very much! Thank you, Barbara, for being a loyal and encouraging friend. My life is better because I know you.
Ok, people, have a great week!
Joke of the day:

Things To Do On An Elevator
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Things to do on an Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”
14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.
22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.