Hobbie weekend...

Hey, everybody! It's Dr. Nick!
Only Simpsons watchers will get that.
I have another SNL short right here...WARNING: It's really PG-13. Everything is bleeped out, and it is REALLY funny, but be warned!
http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps
So, this last weekend...in my exciting life..I ignored the house and concentrated on my hobbies. I felt so refreshed by the end of the weekend! It pays to play!
I watched all of season one of Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Awesome. And I watched almost all of the Vampire Diaries. And I read books about vampires. Again...awesome.
Oh, and I fit in scripture reading on top of that.
Think I had time for Ben? Uuuhhhh, yea. Ben. I'm married to that guy, right?
Just kidding. I made time for my wonderful hubbie. He doesn't really care what I do...as long as I'm happy. Well, I'm happy being married to him.
I'd like to dedicate this blog to my mother, Laurel. She is the best mom ever! She listens patiently to my boring life, and even cares! Props to mom. Have a great week, people...and don't forget to order your Pamphered Chef from my sister in law Wende Batson! Check out the new pic on the right!
Joke of the day: BELIEVE it or not , These are REAL 911 Calls!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner. Dispatcher: Do you have an address? Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency? Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich . Dispatcher: Excuse me? Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it. Dispatcher: Was anything else taken? Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency? Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it. Dispatcher: This is nine eleven. Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing. Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid.
My Personal Favorite!!! Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency? Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is……….
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out. Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from? Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster. Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic? Caller: No Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing? Caller: Running from the Police.