Thanksgiving

Happy shopping weekend everyone! I hope you had a great Thanksgiving. I surely did! The food was great. Especially the mashed potatoes. Oh, wait...I made those. What can I say, I rock at cook---I mean everyone did a great job contributing the food they made.
I had a chance to go visit my aunt in New Harmony along with my mother, sister, brother, and their families. It was so nice seeing everyone! We went out beating in mail boxes with baseball bats. Or was that a dream I had last night? Oh, ok. It was just in my head. But it's something I'd like to try someday. Like the day it becomes legal. I think I'll be waiting awhile for that one to happen. My brother in law is a cop...maybe he could put in a good word for me?
I have recently started a new job working for the Salt Lake City School District as a Group Leader in the after school program at an elementary. The kids are soooo cute! I'd love to take them home, wrap them up in glittery paper, and hand them out as stocking stuffers for Christmas.
I've got to stop having these little fantasies.
Now for the Joke of the Day!

Useless Inventions
1. Non stick Cellotape 2. Solar Powered Flash Light 3. A black highlighter pen 4. Glow in the dark sunglasses 5. Inflatable Anchor 6. Smooth Sandpaper 7. Waterproof sponge 8. Waterproof Teabags 9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators 10. Fireproof Matches 11. Fireproof Cigarettes 12. Battery powered Battery Charger 13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes 14. Hand powered Chainsaw 15. Inflatable Dartboard 16. Silent Alarm Clock 17. A Pedal powered wheelchair 18. Braille Drivers Manual 19. Double sided playing cards 20. Ejector seats for Helicopters