A Week Into School...

Hey Everybody! This is my first blog ever! Now people get to pretend like they care about my life! Brahahahhahahahahahahha!
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A little too much? Remember, this is me you're talking about!
So, I have been in a college at Salt Lake Community College for a week now. I really like it, but it's hard work! I finished my first essay on Shinto (the main religion of Japan, not to be confused with Buddhism) the first day it was assigned. Am I a geek or what?
...I'm going with what.
Anywho, I sent it to the professor, James, and he only had one suggestion! Yea! And I honestly thought it was crap. I'm REALLY self-conscious about my writing.
Yea, yea, I'm sure it's really fine and all, but you try writing a book.
Yes, folks, I WAS working on a book called Fight Name. It's a vampire book. I stopped writing a little while ago. I'm not really sure why. Maybe it's writer's cramp. Maybe I realized it's not going to be published. I think with the right kind of help, like a really good editor, it could go somewhere. I think I'll write quote from it on this blog in the future. Tell me is you want it, folks!
Parents, I'm sorry, but I won't guarantee that it's going to be the cleanest book. Being Mormon and all, I promise that it will be rated PG-13 and less, but that's all. No rated R, pornographic crap in MY book!
I think one of the hardest things about writing is that I try to keep it funny. And I am funny, dammit! It's just difficult to do.
Ooo, ooo, here is the joke of the day/whenverIfeellikeit: If pro is the opposite of con, then what's the opposite of progress? Congress! Hardee-freakin-har, I'm funny!
Write to me, folks, and tell me how much you enjoyed this!